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|  Subject: Dave & the Gift of Love  Sat Mar 22, 2008 11:05 pm | |
| Sorry gang, couldn't resist this one..lol Came across this at BW and thought I'd share it..Made me laugh for a bit.
 The Gift of Love...
Dave was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE". The next morning Dave got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a small box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Funeral services for Dave have been scheduled for Friday |
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