http://star16.darkbb.com/funny-crap-f16/-t1.htm Funny jokes, stories, and other biker humor. Wed, 09 Apr 2008 09:08:21 GMT 10 http://hitskin.com/themes/11/41/94/i_logo.gif http://star16.darkbb.com/funny-crap-f16/-t1.htm http://star16.darkbb.com/funny-crap-f16/she-was-fine-t73.htm Fritz A guy & his girl were putting down the Hwy when the weather suddenly became terribly cold, the girl was wearing no jacket so her boyfriend stopped the bike & gave her his , ' the zipper is broke so put it on backwards ' the thoughtful boyfriend said , the girl did this & away they went, suddenly they hit an icy spot & the bike skidded out of control & crashed...the Ambulance turned up & after a short time so did the Police, 'how are the people on the bike ?' asked the ... Funny Crap.. Wed, 09 Apr 2008 09:08:21 GMT http://star16.darkbb.com/funny-crap-f16/she-was-fine-t73.htm#91 http://star16.darkbb.com/funny-crap-f16/she-was-fine-t73.htm http://star16.darkbb.com/funny-crap-f16/retirement-is-different-for-everyone-t67.htm Rooty RETIREMENT is DIFFERENT for EVERYONE One day, while going to the store, I passed by a nursing home. On the front lawn were six old ladies lying naked on the grass. I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way to the store. On my return trip, I passed the same nursing home with the same six old ladies lying naked on the lawn. This time my curiosity got the best of me, & I went inside to talk to the Nursing Home Administrator. 'Do you know ... Funny Crap.. Fri, 28 Mar 2008 10:14:28 GMT http://star16.darkbb.com/funny-crap-f16/retirement-is-different-for-everyone-t67.htm#81 http://star16.darkbb.com/funny-crap-f16/retirement-is-different-for-everyone-t67.htm http://star16.darkbb.com/funny-crap-f16/things-that-make-yah-go-hmmm-t63.htm Rooty How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... But it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for ... Funny Crap.. Wed, 26 Mar 2008 12:02:55 GMT http://star16.darkbb.com/funny-crap-f16/things-that-make-yah-go-hmmm-t63.htm#77 http://star16.darkbb.com/funny-crap-f16/things-that-make-yah-go-hmmm-t63.htm http://star16.darkbb.com/funny-crap-f16/how-to-tell-the-sex-of-a-fly-t62.htm Rooty How to Tell the Sex of a Fly A woman walked into the kitchen to find her Husband walking around with a fly swatter "What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting Flies" He responded. "Oh. Killing any?" She asked "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied. Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?" He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone. Funny Crap.. Tue, 25 Mar 2008 23:33:50 GMT http://star16.darkbb.com/funny-crap-f16/how-to-tell-the-sex-of-a-fly-t62.htm#76 http://star16.darkbb.com/funny-crap-f16/how-to-tell-the-sex-of-a-fly-t62.htm http://star16.darkbb.com/funny-crap-f16/dave-the-gift-of-love-t14.htm Admin Sorry gang, couldn't resist this one..lol Came across this at BW and thought I'd share it..Made me laugh for a bit. The Gift of Love... Dave was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE". The next morning Dave got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there ... Funny Crap.. Sun, 23 Mar 2008 04:05:15 GMT http://star16.darkbb.com/funny-crap-f16/dave-the-gift-of-love-t14.htm#15 http://star16.darkbb.com/funny-crap-f16/dave-the-gift-of-love-t14.htm